World's Largest Mess?

Why do people want their fifteen minutes of fame so badly? World's Largest Popsicle would not be what I wanted on my resume.

Things I Don't Want on my Resume:

• Longest Foot Archery Shot
• Farthest Spaghetti Nasal Ejection
• Furthest Cricket (dead) Spit
• Furthest Marshmallow Nose-Blow
• Most Bees in Mouth
• Most Kicks to the Head in One Minute (Self)
• Most Scorpions Eaten
• Strangest Diet (Metal and Glass)
  

What outrageous ideas to get into Guiness can you come up with?