Friday, June 24
World's Largest Mess?
Why do people want their fifteen minutes of fame so badly? World's Largest Popsicle would not be what I wanted on my resume.
Things I Don't Want on my Resume:
- Longest Foot Archery Shot
- Farthest Spaghetti Nasal Ejection
- Furthest Cricket (dead) Spit
- Furthest Marshmallow Nose-Blow
- Most Bees in Mouth
- Most Kicks to the Head in One Minute (Self)
- Most Scorpions Eaten
- Strangest Diet (Metal and Glass)
What outrageous ideas to get into Guiness can you come up with?