My Email Time Capsule

Dear Heather,

What have you accomplished?

Published a book?
Bought a house?
Married Stacie?
Become a nurse?
Full-time writer?
Web Designer?
Finished an aran sweater from design to completion?
Do you still have that blog (www.deathbyabsurdity.blogspot.com)?

If you haven't accomplished half of this in these five years, I'm ashamed of you. Er, myself. Bad Girl. Get your ass moving.

If you have accomplished half of these, Good Girl. Why haven't you done the rest?