Peculiararities

Salmon-flavored soda-The turkey and gravy soda wasn't enough last year?

Alcohol in a nursing home-

When Uncle Sam sends you your paycheck
For most things you don't mind
But when your pains start aching
Standing in a medication line
Well, rejoice you have a voice
If you're concerned about Alzheimer's and athritis
In this retirement home
It's called the Nursing Home Honky-Tonk Bar Association

Need a motorcycle? Go to prison-I'd change the ignition first thing.