How To... (adult topic)

How to piss off a dyke:

1. Needless homophobic bashing. At least, support your view. Preferably in English, not Eubonics. I'm only literate in English, Spanish, and Latin.
2. Repetition. Take pride in your insults. Instead of "yur goin' to hell you perv" in every post, try "Wanted: Muff-Diver. Send Resumes to Beelzebub-P.O. Box 666, Hell, Earth 69069."
3. Wasting time. Why comment in every post? If I am so offensive, leave. Don't make yourself suffer just to try to insult me. It won't work anyway.
4. Insulting me and my job. Shortly, old women don't turn me on.