This Will Be Me

A prediction regarding Lady Luck and me.

There was once a young womman who, in her youth, professed a desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" she said:

"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

She now works for Microsoft, writing Excel error messages.

From Spreadsheet Jokes.