Absently Absurd

And you thought your cover art was bad. Who was more idiotic, the cover artists or the cashiers?

Can't think of a name for a pesky character, use Ebay. If only the rest of the writing process were so easy.

Ever wonder what to do when your deal with a hitman goes sour? Call police. Enough said.

Still can't name that character? Please, please don't use any of these. I. Beg. You.

Bus station turned jail. Does anyone else see the irony?

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