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Friday, December 2

Euphemism Quiz

How many can you guess?

Misguided criminals
A. Terrorists
B. Get-away car drivers with last years road maps
C. Con-artist who haven't found Jesus-yet

Deferred Succes
A. Waiting until the kids are grown to go to work
B. Failure
C. Waiting to suceed until retirement

Womyn
A. Someone just couldn't spell
B. Women-men don't want to be a part of us anymore
C. Women-us gals just don't wanna have anything to do with outdoor plumbing

C.E.
A. Creative Experimenter-crafters into recycling
B. Common Era-Anno Domini is just too religious
C. Chaotic Entropy- because using two synonyms just sounds better

Metabolically Different
A. Dead
B. Short
C. Lazy

Wardrobe Malfunction
A. Laundry really doesn't do itself?
B. Vertical and horizontal stripes?
C. A nipple just happens to pop right out of your top

Headcount Adjustment
A. Lost count of the kiddies in line at daycare
B. Mass firing
C. Adding the babies-to-be into you family roster before they are born

Undocumented Workers
A. Illegal Aliens
B. Workers paid cash
C. Using someone else's identity to work

Motivationally Challenged
A. Workaholic
B. Depressed
C. Lazy

Some ideas are mine, others are from MSNBC or Wikipedia.

1 Comments:

at 7:05 AM, December 03, 2005, Anonymous Ef-Em said...

Nice quiz, but it can be quite difficult to some of people.

 

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