Randomaniacs-R-Us

Random Facts:

• Just when you think the worst has come, you find out how stupid you are.
• I am less stressed when editing someone else's work than I am my own.
• Writing is not going well.
• My mind keeps trying to write (yuck) chick-lit (double-yuck). Someone please come over and slap me. The sabbatical didn't work. It is going to require drastic measures.
• When my writing style is normal (really, it happens) I am a sick, twisted creature.
• Wiping asses sucks. Not as much as my cable company.
• My children full well believe that money does grow on trees.
• I am wearing earrings for the first time in, umm, years.
• My size Oh-my-god jeans are getting loose. Really loose.
• I love my bicycle.

Song for the day: Bicycle Race by Queen

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my -
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls
They'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks, get set, go!
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want a bicycle race

Hey
You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't want to be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
'Cos all I wanna do is

Bicycle (yeah) bicycle (eh) bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle (c'mon) bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like